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haiku from ten26 [10 Sep 2003|11:38am]
[ mood | lazy ]

you were white power
then you found out you're a jew...
man, that fucking sucks!

also, this is transcribed from a bar napkin haiku courtesy of jude1595 last night!!! (this was before we had to carry him to the car...)

i don't care that much...
but i've hhsjcujxxk gog schmuse
duma (something even more incomprehensilble).

from moderate_sarah on the same night:

kevin doesn't know
but the rest of us sure do-
you are a big dolt.

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[09 Sep 2003|03:00pm]

i've been neglegent
creativity lacking
marcus is a schmoe
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LOOKEE!!!!!! [06 Sep 2003|04:23pm]
[ mood | silly ]

i found a picture of Marcus!

just imagine this with septum ring and a bottle in one hand and you're not too far off!
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infected tooth prose [06 Sep 2003|11:43am]
my head fookin' hurts...
i will take some more Lortabs!
marcus is a doof.
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morning blend [04 Sep 2003|02:13pm]
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:marcus_haiku
Your haiku:marcus where are you
when i need you?oh yeah you're
in fresh blood lookee oh
Created by Grahame
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morning blend [04 Sep 2003|02:07pm]
one evening i
watched you urinate in your
green pants... it was cool.

laying on your lawn
facedown in a pool of blood...
"help! the bitch stabbed me!"

i really miss the
trips to biloxi where i'd
watch you lose your shirt.

if i had a rich
retarded drunk monkey, it
would resemble you.
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[04 Sep 2003|10:34am]

panic attacks blow
but i'm sure you do that too
since you are in jail
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too bad these aren't marcus limericks. [03 Sep 2003|05:04pm]

[ mood | bored ]

if you were taller
and maybe a bit smarter
you'd be someone else

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[03 Sep 2003|11:51am]
[ mood | chipper ]

i'd like to personally applaud new fellow moderator moderate_sarah... huzzah!

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[03 Sep 2003|11:43am]
[ mood | hungry ]

marcus isn't dead...
somehow that just reaffirms
my faith in Satan.

when i walk into
a bar, i keep expecting
to see your stabbed ass.

the sun will never
set on the marcus empire...
long live the stabbed one!

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[02 Sep 2003|12:24pm]

[ mood | contemplative ]

charles bronson died
but marcus is still alive
so is there a god?

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[01 Sep 2003|02:27am]
thrown from a window
of your home at the motel
unconscious in road
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[02 Sep 2003|10:17am]

[ mood | accomplished ]

my dear sweet marcus
where are you when i need you?
oh yeah. you're in jail.

sometimes i think of
the good times we used to have
when we were both drunk

you're not always lame
only when you drink whiskey
and when you're breathing

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lookee! fresh blood! [01 Sep 2003|10:54pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

oh my! we have new members!!!

wow... new members and a whopping 33 visits since it's inception... whooooooo! i bake a cake!
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[01 Sep 2003|12:50pm]

i saw your girlfriend
she was with her new boyfriend
he wasn't bleeding
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the beast feeds... [28 Aug 2003|02:37pm]
dropping the charges
proves that love is stronger than

the spirit of punk
will never die as long as
marcus is alive!

i miss your drunken
babble... especially
when you get beaten.

man... i got a gun
in my shoe 'cause i'm a black
star anarchist, man.
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too early to be clever... [28 Aug 2003|07:46am]

[ mood | tired ]

good morning marcus
i hope you slept well last nite
you're still in jail though

how did marcus get
that gaping wound in his gut?
oh right. he is dumb.

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love me. [27 Aug 2003|05:55pm]

how come no one else
will join this community
are they lame like him?

if i wrote a song
and it was about marcus
i would make millions

but soft! what light through
yonder window breaks? it is
marcus. and he's drunk.

if i talked to god
i would ask him how marcus
got to be so cool

if i ever get
stabbed in the gut by someone
i hope it's marcus
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[26 Aug 2003|10:06pm]
i'm off from work now...
'twas a pretty good first day
marcus is a tool.
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marcus haiku? no... marcus loves you [27 Aug 2003|12:59pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

the pain of being
stabbed in the stomach isn't
stronger than our love.

marcus, what happened
to you? oh yes, i forget...
you're marcus... fuck, man.

lollipop, q-tip,
applehead, fetus... those are
some of your nicknames.

let's go downtown and
watch marcus get really drunk
and get thrown in jail.

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